Guffawing Goblins
Need a joke or two for Halloween? Then you've entered the right room. Here you can find all kinds of jokes to fit the occasion. Just don't eat whatever the goblins offer and you should be fine....
Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
Because they are afraid of flying off the handle.
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What is a witch's best subject in school?
Spelling.
What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
A Sand Witch
What happened to the guy who didn't pay his excorcist?
He was repossessed
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
What is a ghost's favorite article of clothing?
Boo-jeans
What do monster children call their parents?
Mummy and Deady
Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.
Why do vampires like to scare people?
Because they're bored to death
What is vampire's favorite sport?
Baseball. Everynight he turns into a bat.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A pain in the neck
Why did Dracula take cough medicine?
To stop his coffin
What can't you give the headless horseman?
A headache
Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life
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